有怎么一宗银行抢劫案，强盗对所有人大吼：不要动！钱是国家的，命是自己的！
每个人都乖乖的趴下，这叫做: "Mind Changing Concept，心灵观念变化",传统思维模式瞬间转变。
一位女士估计吓糊涂了，趴在桌上扭来扭去，强盗朝她大叫：请文明一些！这是抢劫不是强奸！
这叫做："Being Professional 职业化"，只关注在你要做的事情上。
当强盗回了家，年轻点儿的强盗(还是个MBA)问年纪大点的那位兄弟（据说才小学六年级毕业）："嗨大哥！让我们开始数抢了多少钱吧！"
大哥训了句："你太傻太天真了！这么多钱要数多久！今晚，电视新闻就会告诉我们抢了多少。"
这叫做"Experience 阅历"。在当今社会，阅历经验比文凭更重要！
另一厢，当强盗们离开后，银行经理告诉负责人快点叫警察，但负责人说：等！让我们先拿出一千万我们分，然后加到我们上次挪用的七千万里面去。
这叫做："Swim with the tide 弄潮"。 把劣势变成优势！
负责人还说：要是每个月都有抢劫就好了。
这叫做："Killing Boredom 消灭无聊"。个人的快乐比你的工作更重要。
第二天，电视新闻播出银行被抢了一亿，强盗们数了一遍又一遍还是只有2千万，他们很生气的说：我们冒着生命危险抢了２千万，结果这些银行经理动动手指就拿了８千万。看来还是读书好！
这叫做："Knowledge is worth as much as gold!知识就是金钱！"
银行经理也正在放声大笑，股市投资的损失一下子就从抢劫案中补回来了！
这叫做："Seizing the Oppo! 抓住机遇！" 敢敢闯一下！
问题来了，谁才是真正的强盗？
During a robbery in a bank, robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
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