笑话一则：我和你妈都掉进水里，你先救谁？
A Joke: If Your Mother and I Both Fall into Water, Who Do You Save First?
小区有个阿姨，现在不去跳广场舞，改学游泳。
There is an aunt in the community who is learning to swim instead of dancing in the square.
大家都问：“你怎么改学游泳了？”
Everyone asked, "Why do you learn to swim instead of square dancing?"
阿姨无奈地说：“每次儿子和媳妇吵架，媳妇就问，‘如果我和你妈都掉水里你先救谁？’我不想为难儿子，所以就学游泳了！”
The aunt said helplessly: "Every time my son and his wife quarrel, the wife will ask, 'Who will you save first if your mother and I fall into water?' I don’t want to embarrass my son, so I learn to swim! "
几天后小两口又吵架，媳妇说：“我和你妈掉水里你先救谁？”
A few days later, the couple quarreled again, and the wife said, "Who will you save first if your mother and I fall into water?"
老公答：“我不用下水，咱妈会救你的，她会游泳。”
The husband replied: "I do not need to jump into the water, for our mother will save you, she can swim."
媳妇不依：“不行，你必须下水。”
The wife refused: "No, you must go into the water."
老公答：“那你死定了！我不会游泳，咱妈肯定先救我。”
The husband replied, "Then you’re sure to be drowned. I can't swim. My mother must save me first. "
