很久不联系的一个寄宿家庭的妈妈,最近突然开始跟我聊天，我想着人家估计怀旧呢要跟我叙叙旧联络一下感情。看来咱人缘还不错啊，过了三年五年人家还惦记着我。周末聊了几次，然后就开始问肉工作如何，我说还在找，她说要加油啊，然后说有没兴趣跟她做理财服务，毕竟咱专业学的也是finance。我很不好意思说咱学业不精，考试都是勉强过的。她说，“HEY, EVERYBODY NEEDS PRACTICE.”说大家一起合作建设一个团队开展市场一起赚钱，说我性格开朗适合是做市场 ……哇，听着这些美好蓝图把我开心的，我说，“好啊，只要肯带我，我一定努力，我不怕吃苦”。然后又问我家羊羊有没有兴趣啊，CPA有经验的做起来顺手，说做审计的心思细腻负责实际业务，但是要考个什么执照。我说“理财服务还要考执照啊”，“是啊，我现在正在备考”。听起来可信度好高，况且她本身和羊羊就是同行，也是做审计的，感觉是个靠谱的事。羊羊本来也是每个月都研究一下买股票还是国债，虽然钱不多，一个月哪怕是几百块钱也要做一个谨慎的投资。积少成多。如果这个理财服务的兼职真的可以做，每年收取一定的年费帮助不懂理财的人提供理财服务，只要做得好，客户都是长久购买这个服务，大家双赢多好。
羊羊还在下班路上呢，我这就高兴得跟他打电话问他有没有兴趣。羊羊说我开车呢，等我回家说 。然后一回家就问“你那个家妈是不是给你推销MLM”， “什么是MLM” “Multiple Level Marketing， I have all these people around me that trying to lure me into this. So annoying” “I will ask her if this is what she is talking about” “Yeah, ask her what’s the name of the company” “She said she doesn’t know what is MLM” “Hmm, ask her the group name”” World Financial Group”羊羊马上在谷歌输入，结果公司名字都没有完全打出来，跳出来的关键词就一堆SCAM，我一看也是晕了。我是小白好骗就罢了，但是拉羊先生这种做了十年CPA的人入伙是不是有点太自信了。“See, told you” “I have no idea she is trying to sell this stupid scam to us” “Well, I thought you said she is smart” “She is doing the same job as you before as auditor”。“Well, I just thought she is smarter than that” “She said one of her friends introduced this business to her” “Of course, they always start with your friends and families, all the scams in the world works the same way” “Well, too many people believe that they can just make money by sitting at home” “Anyway, told her ‘thank you’ but we are not interested it”.
完了就和她说羊羊没兴趣，她就说我本来就是找你的，不找他，我们自己聊就好。“我还是比较相信他的判断”“你这是被他管着死死的啊”“没有啊，分工明确而已。生活上的事吃啥用啥买啥统统我做主，工作上哪个好哪个适合我哪个可以尝试他拿主意，毕竟面试招人这事他干了好几年看人还是有眼光的, 我也很相信他的判断力”“你LG厉害啊” “：）” 后来问羊羊，“她说你管我管的死死的，是吗？”“What? Now she just want to make a fight between us because she couldn’t sell her stupid scam to us? ”“well, I told her I believe you and it has nothing to do with that” “That’s what sales person do, they just want to push the person that protect you away from you so they can sell their stupid shit to you. I thought you said she was a nice person so I didn’t want to make her awkward and only said ‘’thank you but no’. Now she is trying to induce a fight between us, that’s so evil. I can’t believe that” “Whatever, it’s not working and we are not fighting”。然后羊先生很生气的说这些搞传销的人都是这样，以为别人是傻子，发现你身边的人阻止你成为傻子后就开始挑拨离间你和你身边的人让你们互相吵架然后他们就有机可乘。我说哇你怎么这么腹黑把人想这么坏啊，他说你以为这种事在公司遇到的还少么尤其你管着好多项目客户都想来敲你墙脚跟你推销这个推销那个，他现在隔着几千里都能闻到对方是不是scam，我说你这简直了，咱家哪里还需要养狗狗啊，养你就好啊，然后他一脸可怜的说难道我不是吗，每天家里的剩饭都是谁吃的。好吧，下次我少做点。做的再少你都非得剩一点在碗里，你妈不是说了你这都是习惯了，以前你家的猫和狗都是这样给你养的， 额……以下省略一万字
