如果后来还是单身你想成为什么动物?一只龙虾

电影台词系列第六篇文章-费欧默


一 The Bucked List 遗愿清单

在埃及看金字塔

Even now I cannot understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this. I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open. And I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place, because he was buried on the mountain. And that was against the law.

现如今我也不知道人生的标尺是什么,但我可以告诉你这些。我知道当他死去的时候,眼睛合着而心扉敞开,并且我十分肯定他对自己最后安息的地方十分满意,因为他埋在一座山上,而那是违反法律的。

/遗愿清单,临死前,去完成未曾实现的想法,到那时候,你会有这样的勇气吗?你现在有这样的勇气吗?/

电影中的上帝,好衰,对了,他的儿子叫耶和华

/有一天,每个人都收到了一条手机短信,写着:你的生命还有XX天。人们都做了什么?有人发现自己的真爱是一只大猩猩!推荐超新约全书这部电影,揭开了粘在伤口上的创可贴,顺便,如果你可以查询自己的生命余额,你会去查吗?/

二 The Boat that Rocked 海盗电台

一个被封了的严肃的流行音乐海上电台

The Count: To all our listeners, this is what I have to say - God bless you all. And as for you bastards in charge, don't dream it's over. Years will come, years will go, and politicians will do fuck all to make the world a better place. But all over the world, young men and young women will always dream dreams and put those dreams into song. Nothing important dies tonight, just a few ugly guys on a crappy ship. The only sadness tonight is that, in future years, there will be so many fantastic songs that it will not be our privilege to play. But, believe you me, they will still be written, they will still be sung and they will be the wonder of the world.

电影海报封面

/比较简单,就不翻译了。本来是冲着海盗去看的,电影的封面如上,看着感觉会很好玩。其实电影讲的更多的是流行音乐对人们的情绪和自我的表达和解放,诺,还可以/

三 The End of the tour 旅程终点

重现David Foster Wallace和David Lipsky在飞机上交谈

David Foster Wallace: It may be in the old days what was known as a spiritual crisis: feeling as though every axiom in your life turned out to be false... and there was actually nothing. And that you were nothing. And that it's all a delusion and you're so much better than everybody 'cause you can see how this is just a delusion, and you're so much worse because you can't fucking function.

大卫·福斯特·华莱士:它在从前可能被称作精神危机:感觉即使一直当作是公理的事情之后证明是错误的,也觉得无所谓。觉得自己什么都无所谓。一切都是一场幻觉,你会因此觉得自己比其他人更加优越,但与此同时,你过得非常不好,因为你不能正常的生活了。

电影海报封面

David Foster Wallace: Yes, you're performing muscular movements with your hand as you're jerking off. But what you're really doing, I think, is you're running a movie in your head. You're having a fantasy relationship with somebody who is not real... strictly to stimulate a neurological response. So as the Internet grows in the next 10, 15 years... and virtual reality pornography becomes a reality, we're gonna have to develop some real machinery inside our guts... to turn off pure, unalloyed pleasure. Or, I don't know about you, I'm gonna have to leave the planet. 'Cause the technology is just gonna get better and better. And it's gonna get easier and easier... and more and more convenient and more and more pleasurable... to sit alone with images on a screen... given to us by people who do not love us but want our money. And that's fine in low doses, but if it's the basic main staple of your diet, you're gonna die.

Neurological  [.njʊərə'lɒdʒɪk(ə)l] 神经系统的

virtual reality 虚拟现实

pornography  [pɔː(r)'nɒɡrəfi]色情作品

Unalloyed  [.ʌnə'lɔɪd] 纯粹的

/这段比较长,又比较简单,就不翻译了。这部电影完全是冲着Jesse Eisenberg去看的,很喜欢他说话语速快,整个人又有点神经质的感觉,但没想到电影还涉及到两本书和一些对生活的思考,是一部话痨电影,但收获蛮多。最后,大卫·福斯特·华莱士46岁时在家里结束了自己的生命。/

四 (500)Days of Summer 和莎莫的500天

你在听The Smiths?

Tom: What happens when you fall in love?

Summer: You believe in that?

Tom: It's love, it's not Santa Claus.

汤姆:“当你坠入爱河的时候都会发生些什么样的事?”

:“你信这些?”

汤姆:“这是爱,又不是圣诞老人。”

美版海报
英版海报

/海报比较好看,放两张。啊,男人和女人这两个物种,我也是搞不懂啊。不过,电影前后,男主的变化似乎很有趣,而女主整个的人生经历都比较好玩/

五 The Lobster 单身动物园

一个人在装死,一个人被杀,一个人失去了双眼

Hotel Manager: Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?

David: Yes. A lobster.

Hotel Manager: Why a lobster?

David: Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.

H:现在你有没有想到,如果你最后单身,你想成为什么动物?

D:想到了,一只龙虾。

H:为什么?

D:因为龙虾可以活一百多岁,像贵族一样高贵,而且有终身生育能力。我本人也非常喜欢大海。

/在这个世界里,只有成双的人们才有资格作为人继续生活,单身的人,只能被变成一种动物,或者..../

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