恐怖?悬疑?灵异?童话?盗梦?只是一篇英文脑洞文。

好玩的假日发一篇好玩的文章,是我和几位小伙伴共同完成的英文故事接龙。

原文语法错误不堪入目,特发老师修改版:

One day, Tom was watching TV in the room.Suddenly, he heard a strange sound. He tried to turn off the TV, but failed.

Is there anything wrong with the TV?

In a sudden, Tom saw himself appear on the screen of the TV. He didn’t know what had happened, and the date was yesterday.

Tom was watching TV and eating chocolate. He liked chocolate. It was delicious. But today, he felt sick of chocolate.
The first time he ate chocolate was when he was just two years old. The taste of the chocolate was the same.

Suddenly, he found a piece of paper in the chocolate. He took it out and read it seriously. It said, ” help me”. Who had written this?”. He looked around, but saw nobody. Suddenly, the window was opened by the wind. There must be something really bad happening.

He decided to go out. At that very moment, the cat of his neighbor roared. “Please be brave”, he heard his inner voice, but he was already sweating like just after showering. He turned around, but a big shadow popped up from the sky and almost scared him to death. It might be a UFO from the alien world. He looked around, but there was just a cat.

“No one outside”, he said to himself, but then the cat started to talk“the more fear, the more failure. I am a prince. you know?”“What? Are you kidding me”, Tom asked the cat. “No, I am serious. I was one of the happiest princes in the world, but now I am a cat because I had been casted a spell on”, said the cat.

“How can I help you?”,Tom asked. “An evil, small-minded woman from Persia cursed me. She lives in a small house near the river and likes eating chocolate, too. You can give your chocolate to her. there was a blank chocolate box under her bed”, the cat answered. “Please tell me how to do it.”said Tom. The cat answered “Steal the box. You will save me”.

Tom cried:“No, No, No, she will kill me. What is your suggestion?”. The cat said calmly:“Be brave! If she caught you, just threw the box at her face!”.

Tom asked:“What will I get if I save you?”. The Cat answered:“I will give you a piece of chocolate, a magic chocolate which can cure many diseases.”“I see no benefit”, replied Tom.  The Cat said:“just keep the chocolate wrapped in paper and eat it. Then a new piece of chocolate will come out. Don’t worry. We can takethe magic chocolate when she is out.”

Delicious beats fear. It was a sleepless night. Tom came to the witch’s house. Suddenly, the witch got back home,“OH! No!”Tom was scared. He left everything behind, including fear. He fought the witch bravely and said “life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re going to get”. The witch was injured. Tom ran out with the box, but the witch saw him. Tom took the sword to beat the witch. The witch was killed.

But, the witch rose again, and the box in Tom’s hands flied like a feather. The cat ate the magic chocolate when they were fighting. Oh! Where was the cat? There is only a pretty girl; the girl threw the empty box to the witch and helped Tom beat the witch. Why was the empty box so heavy? It was because there was love inside. The girl fell in love with Tom, and they both liked eating chocolate.

Wow, what a romantic story. They built a chocolate kingdom and became the king and the queen. Then they lived happily together afterward. To be continued…

Unfortunately, the sun came out. All the chocolate was melted down. The witch came back.

“Wake up!It is time to go to school.” Oh, it was just a dream. Mum, I want to tell you a magic story. Because of this dream, Tom decides to learn to play sword. He believes that he will meet his princess one day. In a sudden, the neighbor’s cat starts barking.

故事前后逻辑有些不对,语法错误也层出不穷。但是我们都很enjoying.

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