Tom: Hi Lizzy,Would you like to have a glass of beer with us? it is craft beer.
Lizzy: No , I need something stronger today.
Tom: Oh Lizzy, What happened?
Lizzy: You have no idea.Took me to my limit.
Tom:Tell me about it.
Lizzy: I fired my boss this afternoon.
Tom: That is cool.
Lizzy: Yeah, but I still need to pay my bill.
Tom: That is bad , but at least you are free now. Come on,How about a cup of Tequila Sunrise? it is on me tonight.
Lizzy: Really? Thanks Tom ,you are wonderful .But i like have cup of Long island Iced Tea.
Tom:No,That is too strong for you. How about Bloody Mary?
Lizzy:Don't warry ,Tom. I can hold my own. I drank down all the others at the table last month.
Tom:Yeah , I knew that , but you threw up everywhere after you got home .
Lizzy : Ok, Just one cup.
Tom : All right.
Tom:Hi Bartender,a cup of Long island Iced Tea And a cup of Mojito.
Tom:Cheers to free,Lizzy.
Lizzy :Cheers
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Tom:Lizzy , You are drunk.
Lizzy: No , I am stone sober. Look , this is two , and this is four,right?
Tom: No,That is one and two.
Lizzy:I drink like a fish . How I can be drunk.
Tom: Yeah , You can drink a lot, and you are not drunk , Oh, If you want to throw up , Just go ahead.
Lizzy: No , I am ok, I am ....
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The next morning
Lizzy: Oh , no ,I 've got hangover again.
Tom: Yeah , You drink two cups of vodka, and four cups of Brandy and Whisky, and almost a pitcher of draft beer.You really drink like a fish.
Lizzy: Oh , Don't say that. what a shame I am. But anyway , Thank you.
Tom: Ok you wake up, And I need go home now .
Lizzy:All right ,see you
