1. People are constantly telling us that 80% American women are wearing the wrong bra size . What? Do we just pick up somebody else's left behind in the dressing room?
人们老跟我说，80％的美国女性所戴的胸罩尺寸都是错的。什么？敢情我们都是捡起别人在试衣间扔下的就戴上的？
（点评： 当局者迷，旁观者清。现在女性内衣店都配有免费内衣裤专家现场指导，听专业人士的准没错。 ）
2. Many of us are walking around with droopy straps and back-fat spillage.
我们好多人都是胸罩吊带耷拉滑落背脊肥肉四溢还招摇过市。
（点评： 自从玛当娜开了胸罩外穿的先河，女性服装内外有别的日子已经一去不复返了！）
3. Discover magazine, no less , reported that the right bra size is crucial to staying in a good mood because, if you wear a D cup in which both breasts have a combined weight of fifteen to twenty-three pounds, it could be “the equivalent of walking around all day carrying two small Turkeys.”
《发现》杂志居然报道说，正确的胸围尺寸对保持好心情至关重要，因为如果你戴的是D罩杯，里面两团肉加起来可重达15至23磅，“相当于托着两只小火鸡到处走。”
（点评： 这种比喻太直白毫无诗意，还不如咱大唐时期的安禄山将杨玉环女士的酥胸比喻为“新剥鸡头肉”来得文采斐然！）
4. Dr. Dawes healed people and saved lives and birthed so many thousands of babies .
道斯医生治病救人，还为数千计的婴儿接生。
（点评： 注意名词“birth " 在这里罕有地被当作及物动词用。）
5. The words “vacation”and “worst conditions”go together like Barack Obama and plaid flannel.
“度假”与“条件恶劣”这两个字眼放在一起，就像奥巴马和苏格兰裙子放在一起那样不搭。
（点评： 这种匪夷所思的联想是英语比喻的特色。）
