尽管不想承认，但一年一度的情人节又双叒叕到了。在满屏尽是秀恩爱的时候，小编愿做一股清流，在情人节这一天聊一聊网友的凄惨情事，给各位单身朋友一点安慰。

情人节单身狗福利：看那些秀恩爱的如何花式被甩

Amazingly Awful Valentine's Day Horror Stories

That'll Make You Cringe So Hard

1. The cruelest catch.最残忍的抓包

"My ex said he was busydoing stuff withhis family, so I went out drinking with mysingle friends- and saw him in a bar I used to work at with another girl. I went in and boughta pintjust topourit alloverhim."

“我的前任说他和家人在一起，所以我跟一些单身朋友出去喝酒。结果我在曾经工作的酒吧看到他和别的女孩在一起。我走进去买了一品托的酒，然后全泼在了他身上。”

2. Thestopover.顺路拜访

"My long-distance internet boyfriend of several years surprised me with a visit to my college dorm on February 13. It was the first time we met in person. We spent the day kissing andcuddlinguntil I invited him tospend the night. Then he told me that he was actually just stopping throughIllinoison his way to New York, where he was moving to live with his actual girlfriend."

“我交往了几年的异地网恋男友在情人节前一天来到了我的大学宿舍，让我惊喜了一下。这是我们第一次见面。那天我们卿卿我我搂搂抱抱，我邀请他晚上一起过夜。结果他告诉我他实际上要去纽约，顺路来伊利诺伊看下我，而他要去那里和现实中的女友同居。”

3. The Harry Potter horror.哈利波特恐惧症

"My boyfriend planned for us totake a Harry Potter studio tourin London. The night before, he tells my friend he doesn't think he loves me. The next morning he says he's 'going to get breakfast' before we have to leave for the train and he never comes back. I didn't hear from him for two days and still haven't had a chance to go to the studio."

“我男朋友计划带我去伦敦来个哈利波特博物馆之旅。结果前一天晚上，他告诉我朋友他并不爱我。第二天早上在我们坐火车出发前，他说他去‘吃个早饭’然后就没再回来。之后两天都杳无音讯，而我到现在也没有去过哈利波特博物馆。”

4.The cupcake thief.偷蛋糕的贼

"I spent all day baking red velvet cupcakes for my boyfriend. I went over to his place with these cupcakes in my hand, and his family around, and he looks at me and says'Idon't think this is going to work out. 'He took the cupcakes out of my hands, pushed me out the door, and locked it. I was too shocked to even do anything but leave. I ended up going to the movies by myself because I already bought the tickets."

“我花了一整天时间给男朋友做了红丝绒杯子蛋糕。我捧着蛋糕来到他家，他当着家人的面对我说‘我觉得咱俩不合适’。然后他从我手中拿走蛋糕，把我推出去，锁了门。我当时震惊到除了离开不知道还能做什么。最后我独自去电影院看了电影，因为我已经买好电影票（注意是复数）。”

原文来源：Buzzfeed&中国日报网英语点津

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