Leonard交了医生女友之后，Sheldon特别重视，觉得这是他唯一能看上的，于是努力撮合。他去找Penny让Penny别试图插足，又赖在他们约会不肯走拉着医生尬聊，连两人看电影都要跟着。
为了帮Leonard展现男子气概，他故意让Leonard帮自己开瓶，结果Leonard还真开不了，还弄伤了手去医院缝针，在医生面前大哭，十足的小男人。
Sheldon又偷偷改了Leonard的Facebook页面说已有女友，大家都觉得这太过分会把对方吓跑，结果对方也改了单身状态——这招成功了！
The statement stands for it self. 这应该是不言自明的
I think she's pretty safe. 我看她没什么好担心的
Fine, whatever works. 好 管用就行
I stand corrected. 我错了
She doesn't mean it. She's just being nice. 她不是真觉得有趣 只是礼貌而已
Do you understand that this was supposed to be a date? 你到底知不知道这是一次约会
I am really sorry about that. 真是太抱歉了
My apologies, you've been sitting in it all along. 不好意思 你们一直都坐对了地方
I'm going to make this very simple for you. 我简单说
I'm afraid I can't allow that. 恕难从命
I suppose I could spare a few minutes. 那就聊一会吧
I'm certain this will come as no surprise to you. 我知道你并不会惊讶
In which, I believe I'm gaining remarkable fluency. 我看我用得越来越溜了
The issue remains. 问题仍未解决
That doesn't work at all. 一点都没用
Would it work if I just punched you in the face? 那我给你脸一拳管用吗
Hang on a second. 稍等一下
I can't remember a time when you weren't talking. 你什么时候能安静一会
I don't want to hear another word out of you. 我一个字都不想听
