Amy无意中和Sheldon聊起八卦，说Bernadette考虑跟Howard分手。Sheldon告诉了Leonard，Leonard又告诉了Priya，Priya对他说哥哥Raj肯定高兴，他超喜欢Bernadette。在和哥哥一起跟父母视频时，Priya提起此事，并且告知了Raj。
大家都知道Howard将要被分手，在食堂时同情地看着他高兴地说准备求婚，Raj忍不住面露微笑，被Sheldon和Leonard质疑时只好胡说印度人就是这么混乱。
Amy和Sheldon准备研究一下八卦的传递速度，于是放了个假料说两人上床了，然后此事迅速在小圈子传开。
Howard当着大家一帮朋友的面准备求婚，Raj巴不得看到他被拒，结果Bernadette非常痛快地答应了，Raj当场流泪，还要说成是印度人高兴的泪水……
Amy变本加厉，跑去跟Penny说怀孕了，结果还没走到楼下，Leonard就已经看着手机短信惊异地对她说“你怀孕了？”
He's got a big crush on Bernadette. 他超喜欢她
How's it going? 近来好吗
I told Amy that in the strictest confidence. 我还叫Amy绝对不能告诉别人呢
What a little gossip. 真是个小八婆
It's a figure of speech. 这只是修辞说法而已
Is something going on with him and Bernadette? 他跟Bernadette之间出问题了吗
Okay, we're getting off the subject. 这个话题先放一放
You should have kept your mouth shut. 谁叫你多嘴的
Fair enough. 好吧 我的错
I was somewhere else. 我在想别的
Although it's not much of a contest. 当然这也不算项比赛
By all means. 当然
What's up? 有事吗
What are you doing here? 你在这干嘛
Did you get that? 你听见了吗
Slow down. I'm not quite there yet. 慢点 我还没啥感觉呢
Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski...
Let me just stop you right here. 你先别说
